1 00:00:01,068 --> 00:00:03,628 They say that by the end of your first semester in med school, 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:06,367 it's already obvious what kind of doctor you'll end up being. 3 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:07,999 - Him. - Who, Trang? 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,703 - Yep. - Man. 5 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:12,178 Small hands, great with the ladies. OBIGYN. 6 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:15,808 No, more like a shopping mall pretzel vendor. Next. 7 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,875 Maybe emergency medicine. 8 00:00:19,754 --> 00:00:23,053 - Nope. Pediatrics. - There it is. 9 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,284 - What's up? - Hello. 10 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,656 Hi. 11 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,161 Man, you're so lucky to have someone like Drew. 12 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,961 I wish I could find a stud wannabe surgeon to take under my wing. 13 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:34,229 I've been making a play for this guy right here, Clint, 14 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,065 but he's too cool and aloof. 15 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:40,563 - See you in class, Dr. Turk. - Not if I see you first! Ha! 16 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:42,405 We gonna kick it. 17 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,504 He's going to think I'm lame. 18 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,037 You are lame. 19 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,841 All right then, listen up, murderers. 20 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:53,752 As you know, we are approaching the end of the semester. 21 00:00:53,788 --> 00:00:56,018 The Ceremony of Thanks is quickly approaching. 22 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:58,389 That's where you publicly thank the friends and families 23 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,259 of the cadavers you've been dissecting this semester. 24 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,024 It's actually a pretty sweet deal for them. 25 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:07,558 After their loved ones are stripped for parts like a 1998 Mitsubishi Mirage, 26 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,296 we treat them to some free cold cuts 27 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:12,794 and a chance to listen to you regurgitate some trite quotes 28 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,571 about their family members' sacrifice that you found on the Internet. 29 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,738 Oh! Yeah. Heads up to all you white people out there. 30 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,443 Reciting a Maya Angelou poem in an old black lady's voice? 31 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,951 Not cool, okay? 32 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:28,216 Cole, talking to you. Talking to you. 33 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,718 What are you cooking? I can smell it from next door. 34 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,728 It's a wild mushroom and shrimp risotto I learned to make 35 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,593 while working at a hostel in Naples. 36 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:40,828 - Risotto. It's gay for rice, right? - Yeah. Shrimp's gay for chicken. 37 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:45,669 - Hey, should we get married today? - What? 38 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,741 We've been dating for four months. I mean, it's pretty good, right? 39 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,939 Let's stop screwing around and just get it over with. Who cares? 40 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,607 Okay, obviously, your diet of power bars and boxed wine 41 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,741 has scrambled your brain. 42 00:01:56,784 --> 00:02:01,118 We got a great thing going here, you know? Why mess with it? 43 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,715 Yeah, you're probably right. It was just an idea. 44 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:04,883 Okay. 45 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,318 Let's make a baby instead. 46 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,557 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 47 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,328 I'm on my birth control, I think. 48 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,029 Yeah. 49 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,240 How great is this cadaver ceremony going to be? 50 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,938 We have to start planning what we're going to do for you-know-who. 51 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,947 You know he can't actually hear you. He is a corpse. 52 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:29,677 I am just excited to honor his memory. 53 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,548 I don't see what the big deal is. 54 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,247 People die in third-world countries all the time and no one cares. 55 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,449 Since when did you become so political? 56 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,482 Since my boy, Trent, went on a surf vacation to El Salvador 57 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,085 and got a tattoo infection. 58 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,426 He had to die with a partial mermaid on his shoulder. 59 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:47,195 It just looked like a regular stupid lady. Where was his ceremony? 60 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:50,567 Am I the only one that cares about doing something nice for Ben? 61 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:53,903 - Lucy, it's not that we don't care. - I actually do not care. 62 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:56,432 It's just that, with the semester ending, we all have a lot on our plate, 63 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:59,469 and the cadaver ceremony didn't make the top of the list. 64 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,845 Guys, just do me a favor, okay? 65 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:05,318 Come up with one thing that's important to you about Ben. That's it. 66 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:09,550 Could be a poem or a lightly choreographed dance number. 67 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,616 Don't be afraid to go modern. I think Ben would appreciate it. 68 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:16,688 Fine. Or you could just bring some pretzels or something. 69 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,231 Well, Cole, everything looks great. 70 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,425 Two weeks out, the wound's healed. 71 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,437 Test results came back clean. Your cancer's gone. 72 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,200 It's so crazy. 73 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,435 You know, I've always known that a surgeon might hook me up 74 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,568 with some sweet calf implants or a robot arm. 75 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,669 Mmm. 76 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,509 But I never thought one would save my life. 77 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,811 Not going to lie, surgeons are pretty awesome. 78 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,317 Hey, Dr. T, do you believe in fate? 79 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:41,947 You know, like the stuff they talk about during the boring parts of Lost? 80 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,423 Well, I was thinking that maybe I got cancer for a reason. 81 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:48,519 Like somebody up there is telling me that I'm supposed to be a surgeon. 82 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,223 Cole, you don't want to be a surgeon. 83 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,198 Now, just a second there, Gandhi. 84 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:55,566 You've been looking for a protege and the good Lord answered your prayers. 85 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,333 Dr. T, I would kill to be your protege. 86 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,704 You don't want to be a surgeon, Cole, okay? 87 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:02,732 It's boring and it sucks. 88 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,676 It's the complete opposite of a waterslide. 89 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,476 Dr. Turk is right. You'd hate it. 90 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:11,814 All the blood and guts, it's like an amazing horror movie. 91 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,285 I love horror movies. 92 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,187 Sure, but you'd have to wear a mask like a ninja. 93 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,384 And who wants to do that? 94 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,394 Last Halloween, I was a slutty ninja. 95 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,521 Oh! This is going to be awesome! 96 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,088 I'm more sure about wanting to be a surgeon 97 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,293 than I've ever been about anything, ever. 98 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,529 Okay, I gotta go update my Facebook status, 99 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,902 but then I'm going to come back and I'm going to start shadowing you, 100 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,669 and I'm never going to leave your side. 101 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,836 - You're happy, aren't you? - I don't know about happy, 102 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,680 but darn it all, I feel alive for the first time, 103 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,515 and that's nice, so nice. 104 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:10,669 All right, I am so excited to see what we've all written about Ben. 105 00:05:10,706 --> 00:05:12,731 Pass them up. 106 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:14,402 Really? Nothing? 107 00:05:16,612 --> 00:05:18,239 Thank you, Drew. 108 00:05:19,982 --> 00:05:22,280 This is a receipt for a pair of pants. 109 00:05:22,318 --> 00:05:24,149 Yeah. Well, I didn't want to leave you hanging. 110 00:05:24,187 --> 00:05:25,279 And I'm going to need that back. 111 00:05:25,321 --> 00:05:26,754 I'm probably going to return those pants. 112 00:05:26,789 --> 00:05:28,416 They were skinny jeans and I couldn't pull them off. 113 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:31,255 Literally took me, like, an hour to pull them off. 114 00:05:31,327 --> 00:05:33,158 Guys, we've gotta come up with something good. 115 00:05:33,196 --> 00:05:34,686 The other groups are way ahead of us. 116 00:05:44,674 --> 00:05:48,474 They think they're so bad-ass just 'cause Ron had a vestigial tail 117 00:05:48,511 --> 00:05:49,978 and spinal meningitis. 118 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:54,005 Ben could have had that tail. He's just not a show-off like Ron. 119 00:05:56,485 --> 00:05:59,147 Cole, you're all up under me. You need to back up, all right? 120 00:05:59,188 --> 00:06:00,450 I mean, you smell great, 121 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:02,013 but I don't think I should know that about you. 122 00:06:02,058 --> 00:06:03,958 Yeah, no, I'm sorry, Dr. T. 123 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:07,429 It's just I'm so psyched about this surgery thing. 124 00:06:07,463 --> 00:06:11,695 I already know what I'm going to call my surgical practice, "Cole Cutz." 125 00:06:11,734 --> 00:06:14,328 - With a "Z"? - That's right. 126 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:17,806 Man, you gotta knock before you enter Cole's brain. 127 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,809 Okay. Well, why don't you go upstairs and get me some stuff? 128 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:23,334 - Yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff? - Everything that's up there. 129 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:25,040 - Done. - All right. 130 00:06:26,315 --> 00:06:27,373 Dude. 131 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:30,715 Don't worry about Cole, all right? He never sticks with anything. 132 00:06:30,753 --> 00:06:32,721 He said he was going to learn a new bone in the body every day, 133 00:06:32,755 --> 00:06:35,315 until he figured out that the penis wasn't actually one of them and quit. 134 00:06:35,358 --> 00:06:36,382 Hmm. 135 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:38,893 Just be tough on him. He'll bail. 136 00:06:41,597 --> 00:06:43,724 So, you want to be a surgeon, huh? 137 00:06:43,766 --> 00:06:46,792 Well, then you need to understand that it's not about glamour or money 138 00:06:46,836 --> 00:06:49,896 or even making a great mix CD for the OR. 139 00:06:49,939 --> 00:06:52,237 Surgery is long, tedious and boring. 140 00:06:52,275 --> 00:06:56,234 I get it. Like episodes of Entourage that revolve around Turtle. 141 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,679 Sometimes you have to stand totally still 142 00:06:58,714 --> 00:07:00,682 and stay completely lasered in, 143 00:07:00,716 --> 00:07:04,675 even if it means just holding this clamp because this clamp right here, 144 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,779 this clamp could keep someone alive. 145 00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:09,814 That's what you're going to practice right now. 146 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:12,487 - You think you can handle it? - I'll stay here as long as it takes. 147 00:07:12,528 --> 00:07:15,122 I'll even cancel my 5:30 at the tanning salon. 148 00:07:15,164 --> 00:07:17,132 Cole, you had skin cancer, like, yesterday. 149 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,191 Just hold the damn clamp. 150 00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:24,398 What the... 151 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,136 There you are. Can you believe this? 152 00:07:27,176 --> 00:07:30,043 Apparently, there was water damage in the wall or something. 153 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:31,842 Yeah, I heard about that. 154 00:07:31,881 --> 00:07:34,213 Some guy upstairs cracks his head open in the shower, 155 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:38,016 lies there for four hours, and we gotta pay the price. 156 00:07:38,054 --> 00:07:40,420 You think they'll be able to fix it? 157 00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:41,946 It could be kind of cool, right? 158 00:07:41,991 --> 00:07:45,620 I mean, instead of my crappy room and your crappy room, 159 00:07:45,661 --> 00:07:47,925 we could have one giant crappy suite. 160 00:07:47,964 --> 00:07:51,798 I mean, it'd be kind of like we're living together, you know? 161 00:07:52,468 --> 00:07:53,594 Yeah. 162 00:07:54,203 --> 00:07:56,933 Yeah, that's exactly what it'd be like. 163 00:07:58,674 --> 00:08:01,404 Exactly. Exactly like that. 164 00:08:03,112 --> 00:08:04,374 Exactly. 165 00:08:06,182 --> 00:08:07,479 I was really excited 166 00:08:07,516 --> 00:08:09,643 because I'd done a bunch of research about Ben's life, 167 00:08:09,685 --> 00:08:11,653 and I couldn't wait to share it with the group. 168 00:08:11,687 --> 00:08:14,451 Cole, did you know Ben was president 169 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,424 of the Association for Independent Dry Cleaners 170 00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:19,917 for the mid-Atlantic region from 1973 to 1976? 171 00:08:19,962 --> 00:08:22,522 Woman! Can't you see I'm in surgery? 172 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:27,160 Uh... No. Can other people see that? 173 00:08:27,203 --> 00:08:29,501 Look, I'm sorry, I don't have time for this. 174 00:08:29,538 --> 00:08:31,096 Go bother Drew. 175 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:35,908 Okay, now, I know you're not excited about Ben, 176 00:08:35,945 --> 00:08:37,310 but would it change things at all 177 00:08:37,346 --> 00:08:40,747 if I told you that he had a time-share in Myrtle Beach? 178 00:08:40,783 --> 00:08:44,241 Wow! So, he got to spend two weeks a year, one of them off-peak, 179 00:08:44,286 --> 00:08:47,380 in South Carolina's third most popular vacation destination? 180 00:08:48,124 --> 00:08:50,456 - Game-changer. - Heads up. 181 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,054 Oh. 182 00:08:52,094 --> 00:08:55,621 So, you're bringing some of your stuff in. Good. 183 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,394 Yeah, I'm just going to keep this on your bed for a while 184 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,129 since we always sleep in mine anyway. 185 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,694 And until they fix the hole, I figure this area could kind of be like 186 00:09:02,738 --> 00:09:06,037 a den I hangout I place where we have dirty sex 187 00:09:06,075 --> 00:09:07,599 on top of my hockey equipment. 188 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,773 Honey, Lucy's here. 189 00:09:10,846 --> 00:09:14,043 I'm sorry, I should clarify. The sex is actually pretty vanilla. 190 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,551 It's the hockey equipment that's dirty. 191 00:09:16,585 --> 00:09:18,075 God, I am liking this. 192 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,782 - Yeah. Yeah, me, too. - I'll be back in a jiff. 193 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:21,949 Okay. 194 00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:26,152 I don't like this at all. I like things clean and simple. 195 00:09:26,195 --> 00:09:28,720 Everything I own is in that box. 196 00:09:28,764 --> 00:09:32,928 A hat, some ramen and a car battery? Don't you have personal things? 197 00:09:32,968 --> 00:09:35,436 Had that car battery a long time. 198 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:44,738 Cole, I totally forgot about you. Have you been standing here all day? 199 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:47,908 I don't know. I can't read old-people clocks. 200 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:50,350 And you haven't moved once, not even to pee? 201 00:09:50,386 --> 00:09:53,822 No. I learned a trick at keggers when there's a long line at the bathroom. 202 00:09:53,856 --> 00:09:57,917 Let a little out, let it dry. Little out, let it dry. 203 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,919 Didn't I say that he has what it takes to be a surgeon? 204 00:10:01,964 --> 00:10:06,094 Beyond the blind sense of entitlement and complete lack of human empathy, 205 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:08,194 there's the empty-headed concentration, 206 00:10:08,237 --> 00:10:12,037 the unjustifiable arrogance and the sheer willingness 207 00:10:12,074 --> 00:10:16,511 to stand in one place and wet yourself like a zoo elephant. 208 00:10:17,746 --> 00:10:19,543 That's awe-inspiring stuff. 209 00:10:19,582 --> 00:10:23,177 Thank you, Dr. C. I proved myself, right? 210 00:10:23,219 --> 00:10:27,121 - So, let's go open a brother up. - First of all, why it gotta be a brother? 211 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:32,791 And second of all, a surgeon has to have a delicate touch and steady hand. 212 00:10:32,828 --> 00:10:35,126 Now, I want you to take these tweezers 213 00:10:35,164 --> 00:10:38,156 and remove the fortune from this cookie without breaking it. 214 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,828 I can do that. Check out these brows. 215 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,600 I know my way around a pair of tweezies. 216 00:10:45,941 --> 00:10:49,468 Is it bright? Is it bright? Is it too bright? 217 00:10:49,512 --> 00:10:53,312 Lots of distractions in surgery. Blood everywhere. 218 00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:56,850 And out of nowhere, there could come a noise 219 00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:58,376 to just break your concentration. 220 00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:09,623 A drum line in the OR? What? 221 00:11:14,837 --> 00:11:16,429 - Done. - Hmm? 222 00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:18,167 Somebody snare me. 223 00:11:22,378 --> 00:11:26,041 I want you to imagine these bears were in a horrible accident, 224 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:27,343 like a bus crash. 225 00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:30,784 And before you ask, no, I don't know why the bears were on a bus. 226 00:11:30,819 --> 00:11:34,812 Maybe they're super-smart government bears on their way to fight terrorism. 227 00:11:34,857 --> 00:11:39,658 Anyway, all you need to do is sew one of these bad boys up before me, 228 00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:41,993 and I'll know you have the skills to be a surgeon. 229 00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:44,397 - Are we clear? - As a vodka-tonic. 230 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,469 I'm really disappointed in you guys. 231 00:11:50,506 --> 00:11:53,600 All you had to do was write one measly, little line about Ben, 232 00:11:53,642 --> 00:11:56,770 and you couldn't handle that. What are we going to do about this? 233 00:11:56,812 --> 00:11:58,905 We're not going to do anything. We gotta bounce. 234 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,711 - Maya's treating me to dinner. - Yeah. 235 00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:04,241 - It's Vietnamese Valentine's Day. - It's not real. 236 00:12:04,787 --> 00:12:05,879 Yeah, I gotta go, too. 237 00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:09,482 I gotta figure out what I'm going to do about the giant hole in my wall. 238 00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,891 Sadly, that's not a metaphor. 239 00:12:11,927 --> 00:12:15,363 Stop! You guys, we've only been here one semester 240 00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:18,093 and we're already becoming jaded. 241 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:22,399 Before Ben was our homework, he was a real human being with a job 242 00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:26,204 and a wife and a son, Eric, who's going to be here tomorrow. 243 00:12:27,076 --> 00:12:29,738 Fine. I'll do it myself. 244 00:12:31,447 --> 00:12:33,938 Saying how you feel can be tricky. 245 00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:37,111 Some people will do anything to hide their true emotions... 246 00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:39,143 What's the big surprise? 247 00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:42,381 Oh. 248 00:12:42,424 --> 00:12:44,221 - A curtain. - Yeah. 249 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:48,560 I put this in so we can maintain our separate zones. 250 00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:50,662 What if I want to come see my stuff? 251 00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:54,135 That's the best part. It's all back in your closet. 252 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:59,840 So, cool. We're good. What do you want to do tonight? 253 00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,969 Want to get married? Ha-ha. 254 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:04,502 Remember that? 255 00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:09,907 ...while others have no problem telling you exactly what's on their mind. 256 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:14,280 - Done! - I'm not even close. 257 00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:18,953 Man, that bear's in bad shape. That's sad, Cole. 258 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:22,088 Looks like being a surgeon is just not for you. 259 00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:29,594 And sometimes you're so excited to tell someone your feelings... 260 00:13:30,806 --> 00:13:33,366 Excuse me. Are you Ben Coleman's son? 261 00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:36,504 - Yeah. - Hi, I'm Lucy Bennett. 262 00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:38,945 We worked with your father in our anatomy class. 263 00:13:38,981 --> 00:13:42,109 And I'm sort of in charge of our group's tribute to him. 264 00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:45,279 And I just wanted to know if there's anything you wanted us to include. 265 00:13:45,321 --> 00:13:49,087 ...that you never consider they might not feel the same way. 266 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:51,888 Well, how about that he was a miserable, horrible dad, 267 00:13:51,927 --> 00:13:53,485 who pretty much ruined my childhood, 268 00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:56,726 and I'm only here to see him put in the ground? 269 00:13:57,032 --> 00:13:59,262 I guess I could work that in. 270 00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:07,534 Over the next 20 minutes, 271 00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:10,735 Eric regaled me with horrible stories about Ben. 272 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,743 He was never around when I was a kid. 273 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,242 He cheated on my mom. 274 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:17,440 He didn't call me for 20 years. 275 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:21,781 Okay, but you gotta admit he was an excellent bowler. 276 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:27,280 I found a photo from when he rolled that perfect game on June 16, 1976. 277 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,351 So, that's where he was on my seventh birthday. 278 00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:31,554 Balls. 279 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,596 Dr. Cox, I don't know what I'm gonna do about this ceremony. I had this whole... 280 00:14:37,969 --> 00:14:39,027 No sitting. 281 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:42,631 Can't you see I'm reading a very important chart here? 282 00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:44,805 A British tabloid? 283 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,777 This chart functions as my shield 284 00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:50,406 to protect me from those who would annoy me. 285 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,382 - Hey, Dr. C. - Shield on. 286 00:14:54,118 --> 00:14:55,346 See what you've done? 287 00:14:55,386 --> 00:14:58,981 You have destroyed the shield-like power of my chart. 288 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:03,084 I guess starting tomorrow I'll be shadowing you again. 289 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,162 I decided that surgery's not really my thing. 290 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:10,531 No, no. You are supposed to be with Dr. Turk. 291 00:15:10,568 --> 00:15:11,933 Where is Dr. Turk? 292 00:15:13,004 --> 00:15:16,701 Gandhu, step away from the pizza pastry, would you, please? 293 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,801 Yeah, but the chemicals taste better when it's hot, so... 294 00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:23,336 Fair enough. I've come to clear up a point of confusion. 295 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,748 This is what a protege should look like. 296 00:15:26,784 --> 00:15:29,878 It is an empty vessel that I'm filling with knowledge. 297 00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:31,479 I also get to hold stuff. 298 00:15:31,522 --> 00:15:34,650 Cole didn't have what it takes, all right? We surgeons are an elite crew. 299 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,353 Really? Say, Todd, do me a favor. 300 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,259 Would you tell me what that wonderful new invention is 301 00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:39,422 you've been working on? 302 00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:41,658 It's a series of erotic novelty wines. 303 00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:45,567 Chardonn-gay, Sauvignon Donk, Teeny-Weeny Peni Grigio. 304 00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:49,198 Patent-pending five. Drink up, boys. 305 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,935 Yes, indeedy, sweetie. 306 00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:54,103 You surgeons truly are the chosen ones. 307 00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,114 Come on, he wasn't even serious about it. I bet he's already moved on. 308 00:15:57,148 --> 00:16:00,083 Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing. 309 00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:07,814 I can fix it. 310 00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:14,029 And the worst part is I had to stay in that room for 17 horse funerals. 311 00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:19,526 Okay, so young Cole may not be an ideal protege. 312 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:21,197 He may not even be an ideal human. 313 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:25,675 Nevertheless, you don't get to pick who needs you as a mentor. 314 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,678 Do you realize, for the last eight years, 315 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:31,011 I've been saddled with a whiny, clingy lady-man 316 00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:34,449 whose very life force was dependent on hugs? 317 00:16:34,485 --> 00:16:36,885 And now, of course, I have young Drew. 318 00:16:36,921 --> 00:16:40,220 And although he may be filled with a bubbling rage 319 00:16:40,257 --> 00:16:42,691 that I fear cannot be contained very much longer, 320 00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:45,992 at least he doesn't need me to hold his hand 321 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,089 when he speaks of love and his true feelings. 322 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,692 The point is we don't always get to choose 323 00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:54,865 who deserves and who wants our help. That's it. 324 00:16:54,905 --> 00:16:57,567 Why you gotta always ruin pastry time? 325 00:16:58,576 --> 00:17:00,476 Perfectly good pastry. 326 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,615 - Dr. Cox, can I ask you something? - Yes. 327 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,611 When you're in love, how do you set aside your fears 328 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:16,752 so that you can just dive in and follow your heart? 329 00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:19,058 Oh, dear God, Drew, not you. 330 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:23,624 It's happening again. It's happening again. 331 00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:37,603 Ben, I am very upset with you. You tricked me. 332 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:43,378 All old and cute on the outside and horrible and cruel on the inside. 333 00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:46,617 I was planning an amazing tribute for you, 334 00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:50,350 stories and poems and a dozen purple balloons 335 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,654 to signify a cluster of grapes. 336 00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,957 Well, now I'm going to pop them 337 00:17:54,994 --> 00:18:00,193 so they look like raisins, nature's saddest fruit, all shriveled and dry. 338 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,724 Hey. Stop being weird. 339 00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:05,465 I'm trying to eat my sandwich around some corpses. 340 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:09,066 - Why are you eating lunch in here? - Why are you yelling at a dead guy? 341 00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,167 See, we all got a lot of questions. 342 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:14,805 I'm yelling at Ben because I made this really beautiful tribute for him, 343 00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:16,678 and it turns out he was a jerk. 344 00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:19,913 - So? Did he have all his parts? - Yeah. 345 00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,477 Were you able to slice through his tendons, 346 00:18:21,521 --> 00:18:23,716 sift through his lower intestines and study the anatomy 347 00:18:23,756 --> 00:18:26,691 - of his right hepatic flexure? - Yes. 348 00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:29,286 Then he was exactly who he was supposed to be. 349 00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:31,627 Who cares if he was a jerk in real life? 350 00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:32,961 You have to learn to adjust 351 00:18:32,999 --> 00:18:36,230 when your expectations don't match the reality, 352 00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:39,864 whether it's about the present state of a relationship... 353 00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:44,236 - What are you doing? - I'm taking down the curtain. 354 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,203 Sorry I was such a jerk. 355 00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:49,009 It's just sometimes the tiniest changes terrify me, 356 00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:52,245 and I just need a little time to process things, 357 00:18:52,285 --> 00:18:54,515 but eventually I come around. 358 00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,024 Is this a sledgehammer? 359 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,394 Is what a sledgehammer? 360 00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:06,625 This sledgehammer. 361 00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:12,737 You're the one who put the hole in the wall. 362 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:14,839 I may have. 363 00:19:14,874 --> 00:19:18,241 Look, I mean, room and board is expensive. 364 00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:21,405 I think that we should live together next year. 365 00:19:21,447 --> 00:19:24,439 So, this was my way of easing you into it, you know, 366 00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:27,146 getting you comfortable with the idea. 367 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:30,448 I'm curious to see whether it worked. 368 00:19:32,191 --> 00:19:36,821 - This is where you say... - I'm in love with a sociopath? 369 00:19:36,863 --> 00:19:38,888 Wrong. Yes or no. 370 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:40,831 I mean, it's your life. Sort of. 371 00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:47,731 Yes. 372 00:19:51,144 --> 00:19:54,113 ...or your expectations about a person's future. 373 00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,014 Hey, Cole, you got a sec? 374 00:19:57,050 --> 00:20:00,281 Listen, I've been thinking about it and, amazingly enough, 375 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,219 the same things that make you a complete douche 376 00:20:02,255 --> 00:20:05,088 also give you the potential to be a good surgeon. 377 00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:08,457 So, it'd be an honor to teach you, 378 00:20:08,494 --> 00:20:11,361 if that's something you really want. 379 00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:16,028 It might be the first thing I've ever really wanted. 380 00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:18,401 Don't get all mushy, all right? 381 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:22,531 Or even your expectations about somebody's past. 382 00:20:22,575 --> 00:20:25,510 I met Ben on my first day of med school 383 00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:29,174 at a moment when I wasn't really sure if I would make it. 384 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:32,082 But the truth is, I didn't really know Ben. 385 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:38,519 In life, I'm sure he had his faults, but in death, he did great things. 386 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,953 He brought us together and helped us realize 387 00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:44,485 that we couldn't do it all on our own. 388 00:20:44,897 --> 00:20:48,128 He gave us the confidence to believe in ourselves. 389 00:20:49,969 --> 00:20:53,370 And he gave his body so that we could become doctors. 390 00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:56,100 And for that, we thank him. 391 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,781 Oh! Come on! 392 00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:16,957 Hey, Clint. So, what you got planned this weekend? 393 00:21:16,996 --> 00:21:18,588 - Just going to see the Eels. - Really? 394 00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:22,761 You're a member of the aquarium, too? Those annual fees are so worth it. 395 00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:25,168 My daughters and I, we love the sea turtles. 396 00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:27,604 They're slow in the body, but fast in the mind, right? 397 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,198 Lightning fast! 398 00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:32,700 Yeah, I was actually talking about the band, the Eels. 399 00:21:32,845 --> 00:21:34,005 Oh! 400 00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:35,411 Rock music! 401 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,108 Rock... What am I doing?